It’s been brought to my attention recently, after watching a movie with the Justalilhype! crew, that you can gain the SAME effects as riding a roller coaster – nausea, adrenaline, and near fainting… ALL IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME!!!

HERE’S MY TOP THREE RIDES:

3) Audition – It’s about a middle-aged Japanese man who lost his wife seven years ago is urged by his 17-year old son to start dating women. The father and his friend hold mock auditions under the pretense of auditioning for a new film, so that they can find a suitable bride for him. As soon as he sees the beautiful Asami, with her soft voice and quiet confidence – he falls in love.

Lets cut the crap and get to the best 5 minute of the movie. This entire scene is just a fantastic piece of torture and pain. We’ve got injections, pins, eyelids, cutting, flesh, bones… ALL THE GREAT INGREDIENTS FOR A GREAT GORE! I’m sure its a GREAT torture scene you’ll be remembering for days!

2) Imprint – Hey it made it into the masters of horror collection for a reason! The story takes place during 1800s in Japan where an island is inhabited by whores. An american goes there looking for a girl he promoised he would take with her away with him to America. He finds himself a slightly deformed prostitute which the man begs the prostitute to tell him what had happend to her. Then comes the greatest part of the movie – another torture scene. I mean this one really goes over the top. Hey just take a look at the image. I’ll save this one a secret for you kids!

1) The Human Centipede – The newest of all gore flicks I’ve scene lately. The story is quite self explanatory. Check out the trailer here. We all had a great night the other day watching this one. It’s basically about a demented and twisted talented surgeon who decides to operate on three humans connecting them via the gastric system (as to mouth, as to mouth… get the picture?). The part that is the worse isn’t really the operation itself, but rather there trivial days of fetching the newspaper for zee doctor to climbing the stairs while the flesh was still fresh from the operation… you get the picture

So why the gore movies? Am I sick and twisted for enjoying it? Perhaps… and so as Jenkin. I look at it this way…these movies are more creative and exciting than any big hit blockbuster.   So grab some snacks from the snack bar, come on up, take a seat, and enjoy the ride!